Review – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Ok, I know the movie is going to suck, but I am going to be awesome in it. Are we good?
Synopsis:
Through a lot of revisionist history we follow Logan Creed as he becomes the Wolverine. Along the way we run into some of our favourite X-Men as they "originate" or come into their own. Also along the way, Wolverine takes his clothes off a lot and yells into the air. Things end but they are really only the beginning.
Pluses:
Taylor Kitsch's Gambit.
Into credits.
Ummm, that is about it.
Oh, no yellow spandex.
Minuses:
Such a rewrite!
The Blob's prosthetics.
Action figures act better.
Really? That island and that is why it did what it did? Oh please.
Did you really have to prance around nekkid Hugh Jackman - you are no Viggo Mortensen fighting nekkid.
How much plastic surgery has Patrick Stewart had?
I am sighing just thinking about this movie.
Why did they have to go and do a complete balls up? I mean, when I heard this was bad, I thought, oh just fan boys having a whinge, but it was bad on so many levels. I did learn though that you should never go into a building with Hugh Jackman as it will blow up. Life lesson complete.
#oneandahalfadamantiumpandas
PS. Sorry I can't give anything Marvel less than #oneandahalfpandas, my heart just won't let me.
